I come from the land of sunder.

NKOTB.

I always anticipated that keeping a blog for friends, family and freaks looking for freak things on the Internet, to read would put a little pressure on me to create witty and insightful blogs. I was right. I find myself trying to be too funny, much like when I use to hang out with funny friends, who left me for Hollywood. Some of those guys know what I’m talking about. When you hang around funny people everyone wants to be funny. It not something you can really control it just happens, kind of like when your accent kicks in when you are on the phone with people back home. So I apologize in advance if my post are a bit... awkward, like the new kid at school who tries to hard. Here is an example of what I am taking about.

Twisted Knowledge
Once upon a time I stubbed my under the bedroom door; the room was dark. Of course, I began to cures and yell at the door. After all, it was the doors fault. I threaten to have the door ‘taken care of.’ I think I may have even asked the door why it was so stupid. Then I had a moment of clarity and realized the old saying is true: the house always wins.

posted by Kyle @ 10:26 AM