Sunday, February 13, 2005

Soft Rock?

Oxymorons can be fun.

1. Poprocks - Have you listened to pop music? It's does everything but rock.
2. Almond Joy - When I think about the joy that is the almond, I don't think about
two almonds atop a candy bar;I think about two fists full of
almonds from a JUG-O-Almonds ala Costco.
3. Baby Ruth - I don't think you can legally change your name to Ruth until you
reach retirement age.

That's just a few maybe you can come up with some more.

1 Comments:

At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4. Kit Kat, what ever break me off a piece. Why is every thing about a candy bar?

 

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